babyferaligator:

landorus:

im gonna die w a boner i know it

die hard

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footballslut:

daevidluiz:

god spent too much time on marc bartra 

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work cited ^

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bombing:

noseblow:

bombing:

i’m on a seafood diet. i only eat seafood

that’s not how the joke goes lmao

do my weight loss goals seem like a fucking joke to you

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misscontraption:

mitunathehelicaptor:

tagging nsfw is hilarious like it’s just like you’re in a room with a shitload of people and you shout PORN and then some people cover their eyes and others stare at you in anticipation

image

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legalmichael:

I just wanna be in the room when actual hair care professionals are like yes Michael….we SHOULD dye your hair again…..sure we can bleach it….

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pizzahemmings:

hectichemmings:

calumswife:

5hoursofcrying:

do you ever look at old pictures and just wonder why

what the hell is going on in this picture i just

punk

maybe luke thought that this was the alex gaskarth thing to do bc that’s basically what he revolves his life around

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"We must send a message. Anyone who thinks they can hunt and kill us for money, they get to be a name on our dead pool."

(Source: maliatale)

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fallacyreigning:

fallacyreigning:

icaitestthegreatest:

fallacyreigning:

caitestthegreatest:

fallacyreigning:

caitestthegreatest:

fallacyreigning:

caitestthegreatest:

fallacyreigning:

irl-hoka:

did-you-kno:

Source 

we know the numbers
we can begin the process

but it says ‘cheery’ kool-aid as in happy.

so how many packets does it take to make cherry kool-aid? i don’t care about kool-aid in a good mood

Peri that says “cherry.” I promise. Also that rhymes

Cait I know sometimes I have troubles with words (see: Leeganda) but this is not one of those times!

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Sorry, Leeganda. I was looking at the actual packet, not the words. It’s the cheeriest cherry allowed

i forgive you, Legend. Maybe if we drink the cheery cherry ocean, we will be bloated, but the happiest bloated people around

It’s decided. We ride at dawn. Bring the tankards. 

I assume you’ll bring the turtles as sea transportation?

What else? Don’t forget your scuba gear; we won’t have time to stop

it’s ‘kay, I got gills

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gill_(name)

look at all these gills

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(Source: fymodernfamily)

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itsbetterthananal:

the only thing you need to know about public school is that people go hard as shit during classroom jeopardy review games. there are no friends here

(Source: itsbetterthananal)

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cora-hale:

ALLISONS DEATH IS CHRIS ARGENT’S VILLAIN ORGIN

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hoodclum:

michael the chameleon :)

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Baby: M-m
Mom: Mama?
Baby: The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
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so-personal:

everything personal♡

(Source: observando)

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Reblog if you’re shorter than 5’8.

(Source: nuocmamboi)

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