im gonna die w a boner i know it
god spent too much time on marc bartra
work cited ^
i’m on a seafood diet. i only eat seafood
that’s not how the joke goes lmao
do my weight loss goals seem like a fucking joke to you
tagging nsfw is hilarious like it’s just like you’re in a room with a shitload of people and you shout PORN and then some people cover their eyes and others stare at you in anticipation
I just wanna be in the room when actual hair care professionals are like yes Michael….we SHOULD dye your hair again…..sure we can bleach it….
do you ever look at old pictures and just wonder why
what the hell is going on in this picture i just
maybe luke thought that this was the alex gaskarth thing to do bc that’s basically what he revolves his life around
"We must send a message. Anyone who thinks they can hunt and kill us for money, they get to be a name on our dead pool."
we know the numbers
we can begin the process
but it says ‘cheery’ kool-aid as in happy.
so how many packets does it take to make cherry kool-aid? i don’t care about kool-aid in a good mood
Peri that says “cherry.” I promise. Also that rhymes
Cait I know sometimes I have troubles with words (see: Leeganda) but this is not one of those times!
Sorry, Leeganda. I was looking at the actual packet, not the words. It’s the cheeriest cherry allowed
i forgive you, Legend. Maybe if we drink the cheery cherry ocean, we will be bloated, but the happiest bloated people around
It’s decided. We ride at dawn. Bring the tankards.
I assume you’ll bring the turtles as sea transportation?
What else? Don’t forget your scuba gear; we won’t have time to stop
it’s ‘kay, I got gills
look at all these gills
the only thing you need to know about public school is that people go hard as shit during classroom jeopardy review games. there are no friends here
ALLISONS DEATH IS CHRIS ARGENT’S VILLAIN ORGIN
michael the chameleon :)